Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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