There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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