The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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