You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Define "chronic" masturbator.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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