Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
we should paint friendship bongs
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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