But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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