I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
