We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
