Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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