i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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