This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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