Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
