I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize