Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i came on her dog
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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