And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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