I can tuck mytits in my pants
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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