If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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