My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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