Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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