i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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