no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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