Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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