sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
sarcasm needs its own font
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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