Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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