im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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