didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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