I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Randomize