if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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