K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
So apparently I’m into choking now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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