i don't like sucking hair
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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