exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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