North Korea, Best Korea!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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