There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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