Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
