oh god the rape fog is back!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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