Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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