On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
