sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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