i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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