I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
