Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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