the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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