I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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