pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i've created a new STD.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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