Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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