is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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