She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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