it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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