I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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