Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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