I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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