it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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