I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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