This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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