do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just invented taco cereal.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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