Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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