Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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