best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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