That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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